Top Ten Internet Jokes

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Here, we have for you, the top 10 jokes of all time. Based on a variety of ratings and reader demands, these are jokes from internet portals the world over.

 

1. The Jury

Lawyer: What do you think about the attorneys at defense?

Juror: I believe they should be drowned at their very birth.

Lawyer: In that case, you have a bias for the prosecution.

Juror: Not true Sir.  I believe prosecutors should be drowned at

Birth just as well.

 

2. Who will hit the ground first?

Q: Who among a blonde and brunette are more likely to hit the ground first if they fall of a building.
A: It would be the brunette – because the blonde shall stop for directions

 

3. Babble

A blonde asked someone the time and was told that it was 4:45. She had a puzzled look on her face as she replied.

Tell you something, I am kind of astonished, I have asked so many people the time, through the day, and have been getting different answers all day long.

 

4. Good Marketing

This guy went to the office one day and found a new blonde girl working the paint on the wall. She had a new coat and a leather jacket.

Thinking this was a little weird; he asked her.

She explained him the orders on the tin,

For best results, put on two coats.

 

5. Overtly Smart

Two guys are going back home late night. A mugger waylays them and pries them for cash. Both these people unwillingly take out their cash. The first guy swings around to the second, handing him some cash, says here’s the $20 that I borrowed from you.

 

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