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Talking about sex and sexuality gives the teacher and the school system a chance to share  facts, values and beliefs with the students. Sometimes the topic or the questions may seem embarrassing, but your child needs to know there is always a reliable, honest source they can turn to for answers—you.

This article examines top 10 things teachers should have taught you in sex education class, but never did for various unknown reasons. You’d be surprised to known where children get their information from, and it is not from sex ed classes.

1. Why porn is not the best source of education.

Young men in their teen years love the thought of watching pornography on the internet and on television. By the time they are 21, they’ve already seen several thousand hours of Internet porn and read through one or two Playboy magazines. Many of them are about to engage in their first sexual encounter,  but have no practical instruction to guide you beyond those videos and magazines. Where’s the practical experience? The schools failed to provide it in sex education classes.

2.  Masturbation is normal.

Think of how many problems, this could have solved if young people were just told it was alright to masturbate and self-love when they felt like it? Think of the frustrations, the shame, the confusion that could have been prevented, if they had just gotten to know themselves and felt like it was okay to try new things that felt good and did not hurt anyone for that matter as well?

On that note, think of all the girls who go ages not even knowing where everything is, let alone what will actually be good to do in bed, just because they have this strange notion that only boys have at themselves, while girls — what?

This should be the number 1 priority in sex education classes in school.

3. If you fail to communicate, you will have lame sex.

Perhaps the most important thing that should have been taught to kids in sex education is the idea that, if we don’t vocalize what we need, like, and dislike, things are going to go awry during sex. We’re never going to get what we want, we’re never going have our dreams and passions fulfilled  and we’re going to spend more time complaining to our friends about our sex lives than actually living them out one by one. No one should ever be afraid of expressing what they think to their partners, and we certainly should not be ashamed about talking about it. If we could not, then women would be dating mostly guys who refuse to go down on their woman.

4. Women DO need more time to build their arousal.

Porn loves to show horny women who need no build up to have sex and  an orgasm. All a female porn character needs to get horny is to open a door to a pool guy with a lousy pick-up line and an average body. In reality most women need more.

A few things to consider when building a woman’s arousal are:

• Her pleasure. Women in porn often “fake” their orgasm – watch Seinfeld and you’ll understand what I mean. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is almost always the case. In reality, let a woman know you care about her pleasure, as well as yours, and she will be much more likely to enjoy sex with you.
• Her idea of safety. Women in porn don’t have to worry about whether they are at risk. But in life, physical and emotional safety is a big issue. Address her need to feel safe.

5.  Odd positions seldom work.

Porn stars twists their bodies into positions that are not always comfortable for them. They do this so so that the audience can get in on the “action” — the penis going into the vagina or anus – in other words “a better camera view”.

The rule is this: if it looks or feels uncomfortable, change positions.

Every woman is different in what positions she prefers and is most comfortable with. Ask her, or watch for how she reacts while in these positions.

These days, a worrisome growing number of children clearly states that they hate school. While it is natural for a child to complain about this, statistics indicate that approximately 10% of the students go to great lengths just to avoid going to school. In fact, some of them dislike the idea of attending classes so much that they become depressed and anxious when they are forced to go, while a small percentage even fake illnesses just to skip classes. Following is a top 10 list of the reasons why your child may detest school and what you can do about it.

1. They perceive it as doing jail time

The number one reason most children can’t bear going to school consist of the fact that they perceive it as very restrictive, both physically (they need to be seated during class) and mentally (they have to concentrate on the lessons and follow the teachers’ instructions). Changing the child’s point of view on this one is going to be tough, especially since the rebellious attitude is specific for kids who enjoy the freedom to do whatever they like at home. Nonetheless, you can do it by constantly reminding him that school is the place where he can make new friends and learn more about the world he lives in.

2. It’s all about the teachers

The way teachers perceive their job and the method they use to relate to their students is another possible explanation for why your child detests school. Some teachers’ attitude towards your child can be rude, abusive and threatening. However, it can also imply the teacher is putting too much pressure on the students or he manifests an openly favoritism towards certain ones. Even though helping your child develop more self-confidence is necessary in this case, it is also recommended that you have a talk with that teacher or the principal.

3. Your own attitude

Your own attitude about how the child should perceive learning is another factor that can explain why he hates school so much. Constant criticism about getting good grades, taking on harder tasks, being more involved in extracurricular activities and performing better in general is commonly perceived as unnecessary pressure. While there is nothing wrong with wanting to help your child build a better future for himself, put yourself in his shoes: how would you like it if your boss would come in every five minutes to ask if you finished your task because he has several other waiting to be completed on that very day?

4. Family issues

According to psychologists, the verbal and physical behaviors children see in their families can trigger repulsion towards school. When parents are frequently fighting in front of their child (or the child has to hear his parents quarrelling), he will instinctively feel the need to stay home in order to support his mother. In other words, because the child feels he is more needed at home, having to go to school becomes an unbearable task he will subconsciously detest.

5. Separation anxiety

If a child is used to getting a lot of tenderness and affection at home, then it is very likely he will come to hate school due to the anxiety generated by having to leave the safety and love of his quarters. The good news is that separation anxiety is typical for children of younger ages and it will resolve itself in time.

The following list reminds those who are going back to school of things they should not bring. Some of these items are illegal and will bring major consequences to those in possession.

1. Expensive Laptops:

All schools have computers students can use. These computers are free of charge and easily accessible with printers, scanners etc. There is no need to buy and pack expensive computers with state of arc programs that cost $1000s of dollars. If you are still packing a laptop or a desktop, a simple and basic computer is needed at most.

2. Cell Phones:

A child really does not need a cellphone while in school and in class. They tend to lose these valuables easily. If a student decides to pack a cell phone, they should store it in their locker.

3. Mp3/iPods:

These items cost $100-$400. It would be a darn shame if a student loses this valuable. It is not an essential item for learning and is not needed. Students mostly bring the mp3/ipods for their personal convenience.

4. Knives and sharp blade items:

When bringing in a lunch, do not pack a kitchen knife with it. These items are illegal in schools. A student could be suspended if found in possession of it.

5. Cars:

Many schools charge for parking. If you are within walking distance of your school or have a bus that can take you, use those alternatives. Cars are not needed and are not essential. Be active and walk whenever you can.

April fools seems to be a constant event in schools. Students try to annoy and antagonize their teachers in colourful ways. Many do this to get attention; others do it for fun. Decades ago, students believed that if they behaved inappropriately, they could actually get the teacher to quit or fired. Here are just 10 case scenarios I’ve witnessed inside the classroom. P.S. No.1 really did happen and is meant to prep you for the other 9 horrifying scenarios.

Case Scenario #1:

Students are attending a grade 9 gym class. The teacher has no control over her classroom. A student arrives late, with a note in her hand. Another asks to go to the washroom. The teacher is angered by the interruption and yells at both students to go to the office. When I say yell, I do mean it in a rooster way. You can see the teacher’s neck veins become visible as she is yelling. The teacher did not last more than a semester in the school.

Case Scenario #2:

A teacher has prepared overhead notes for students to copy. The notes are only 4 pages long with graphs and photos and double spaced. One student decides to anger the teacher by taking pages away and hiding them. The teacher scrambles to find the notes, then goes to photocopy a new overhead. When he comes back…the notes are back on the overhead.

Case Scenario #3:

This is a classic annoyance. Students have chitchats in the middle of a lesson. The chitchats trail to the front of the classroom. It is annoying and antagonizing as well as rude to speak when others speak. It goes against the Tribes program which emphasizes respect.

Case Scenario #4:

It is the last day to hand in papers for high school students. Grade 12 students are scrambling to print out their papers at the library and to fix minor errors. Technology sometimes does not work with humans. All of the sudden 20 minutes before class starts, 10 of the 25 students are standing at the teacher’s office saying that they cannot print out their assignments. The teacher, of course, is angered and does not expect that from students on their way to university. 25 minutes of valuable exam prep time is taken to save work on the teacher’s USB key.

Case Scenario #5:

Teachers get frustrated when students use the following phrases: “I don’t know” and “I cannot do this”. Most teachers have the philosophy that everyone can achieve the same expectations and the same results with the right amount of assistance and the right amount of resources. There is no need for students to give up so easily, unless the teacher is not willing to meet them half way. Teachers face these expressions day in and day out.

Case Scenario #6:

A teacher is in the middle of a lesson. He is being evaluated by an administrator on his teaching methods and skills. All of the sudden…a cell phone rings with Bart Simpson pranks ringtone. The student decides not to pick it up, fearing they will be caught. It is annoying, in a sense that it disrupts others’ learning.

Case Scenario #7:

Students anger teachers by becoming tough. They would use swear words, try to intimidate the latter and sometimes become physical. After bringing an extendable baton to school and getting caught, one student threatened to use it on anyone standing in their way. They even admitted it in their expulsion hearing. It is frustrating and not only angering to see students waste their education on such things.

Case Scenario #8:

A homework assignment is given to all students in the class. The teacher does not tell the students that the assignment will be collected. When the teacher comes to collect the assignment the next day, students give the excuse that they did not complete it. Teachers are angered by this because students are not taking responsibility for their work.

Case Scenario #9:

A teacher spends day and night trying to prepare her lessons and unit plans. She designs learning strategies and activities which utilize all intelligences. When students go to do the test, they fail. The average is below standard. The annoyed teacher must now go back to reteach the material. She merrily picked up from where another teacher left off before going on maternity leave.

Case Scenario #10:

Primary students regularly use the phrase, “You are not my mother and you are not the boss of me” to their teachers. Teachers are hurt by the comments, especially when their students are at a young age.

The following videos are exemplary for  new teachers who are struggling with their careers or in the classroom. You may want to watch some of them to get the gist of what to do on the first day of school. My favourite is Rick Lavoie’s Poker Chips Analogy.

If you love satire and do not suffer a lack of humor, watch YouTube videos of Gerry Dee.

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Title: First Day of School: How To Be An Effective Teacher

Hosts: Harry KC. Wong & Rosemary T. Wong

Description: Complimenting his book, Harry Wong looks at how teachers need to set up everything from grade books to their classrooms. He stresses the importance of establishing routines and procedures to classroom management from day 1 (First Day of School).

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Title: When the Chips are Down:

Host: Rick Lavoie

Description: Richard Lavoie provides practical advice to teachers on how to deal with behavioral problems swiftly and effectively. He examines how preventative discipline forestalls many problems before they start. He provides alternatives for teachers and parents to use, in order to make the classroom more predictable and flourishing.

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Title: Educating Peter

Director: Geraldine Wurzburg

Description: Peter Gwazdauska is a person with Downe Syndrome. For many years he attended classes with children like himself. The film, EDUCATING PETER, examines Peter’s strife in first year in a mainstream classroom. Teachers can examine the strategies, Mts. Stallings and her students used to accept and trust Peter.

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Title: Misunderstood Minds Searching for Success in School

Director: Michael Kirk

Description: The 90-minute documentary follows the life of five families with children who struggle with learning disabilities

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Title: Beyond the F.A.T. System

Host: Rick Lavoie

Description: F.A.T. (Frustration, Anxiety, Tension) are characteristics which describe many students with learning disabilities. In this video, Lavoie helps parents and teachers understand the source of the characteristics He also helps them move and see beyond; examining the forest and not the trees.

Teachers have seen just about everything when it comes to students cheating. Students are becoming creative and will resort to anything and everything to cheat on tests, papers and in school. They fail to realize the consequences of their actions and the impending dismay that can ensue as a result of unfairness and academy dishonesty. Here are the top 10 ways students decide to cheat.

1. Cheat sheets:

In the past students were clever to bring their own paper to their tests and exams. They know that each teacher will not inspect every single page to make sure that cheat sheets are not included. Now students are more resourceful. They download cheat sheets on mp3 players, cell phones and other media devices. A teacher can never know unless they confiscate the item from the student.

2. Talking:

Either through whisper or by talking when the teacher is away, this is common in cheating practices. When unsure, students will ask for answers from their neighbour when given the chance.

3. Glare:

All it takes is a simple glare at another test or paper to copy the essentials down. Teachers and professors now separate students by leaving one extra seat between them. Will that be enough to stop students from glaring? Students are now more tactful and use excuses such as a drop of pen to glare.

4. Buy papers online:

Many students buy their papers online or from firms. They believe that they could trust the company to write “customized” papers tailored to their needs. Many papers are often plagiarized and are not cited. They mostly store reused papers that are circulated on the internet. Teachers and professors have plagiarism detectors such as Turninin.com which compares a paper to a wider database of papers for similarities.

5. Washroom breaks:

Washroom breaks are now supervised by staff members who closely monitor student activities. Many students would use the washroom to open up their cell phone and call up a friend to give more detailed information on a certain question they are stuck on. Having a personal chaperon, helps eliminate such chances. It is sad how low students will stoop.

Fooling anyone is a great fun, but at the same time it shouldn’t hurt any ones feelings. The most beautiful days are always the school days where we use pranks on almost every body without even bothering the consequences. There are times that we use pranks on our teachers as well. Many times we are caught many times they just let us go. But we never stopped playing pranks and making them fools. So, what are the best ways of making fool of your teachers? Here is a list of ten activities which are funny ways of making fool of a teacher at class:

1. Head banging at a silent class

This is a very innovative way to make fool of your teacher. All you need to do is when the class is silent and the teacher is in total command of the class, suddenly start banging your head at the desk and start murmuring words like “no…” “no…” “please get out” and many other crazy words. This will take the teacher by surprise and he/she will be utterly confused. When they ask you about what is the matter, just raise your head and say something stupid and look confused. This will really make a fool out of the teacher and you can enjoy the prank with your friends after the teacher leaves.

2. Principal Calling

This is a very common trick to fool the teacher and is a very effective one too. When you come in from outside and the teacher is already in, just walk straight to her and with a serious look say her that the principal is calling her. She will be really surprised as well as confused and will not have any clue as to what she should do. You can see the panic at her face and can enjoy with your friends.

3. Happy Birthday songs

Another way to make fool of a teacher is by declaring any of the students birthday and making the teacher sing a song for the student. This is a very funny prank where the teacher would be with her full attention think that it is actually the birthday of the student and with smiles all over her face she will stand and sing the song. This will let her postpone the class by sometime and you can enjoy in the meantime wishing the fake birthday boy or girl.

4. Calling the teacher at her back

When the teacher is writing something on the board and not facing you, say her name in different voices like u got to ask her something and when she turns around act like nobody said anything, it works best if you get your buddies to help and if she asks or says stop blame it on people you don’t like. This is a very useful prank and the teacher many a times get super annoyed and leave the class.

5. A sudden cry

This is a very tactful prank and whoever plays it has to play it in a very confident way. This will involve a lot of acting on the part of the doer. When the class is all silent, suddenly shout out crying. Say all sorts of stupid things and start crying. Let your friends know about your act and then you will enjoy it more. The teacher will be spellbound and will get the shock of her life. She might get scared and the reactions will be worth enjoying.