Top Ten Things to Do when Twitter Is Down

These days, website servers often fail. It is nothing new. But when you are fully into it and find for yourself that your Twitter ditched you all of a sudden, you can’t do much but sit on your chair abusing the nasty servers that did it this time. The reason why a website goes down is not necessary to us. All that we are here for is to have fun.
Never mind, now that your Twitter has gone down, you need to find out ways to get out of this incident and do something fun-filled and exciting. Here are some funny ways to cope with the Twitter going down incident. It is not meant to be offensive in any way and requested to be taken on a lighter note only!

1. Immediately when you notice that Twitter is down, you can recollect all that you did today in your kitchen and think if you took a bath at all. If you haven’t, then it is time to hit the shower right away. Spend more time in the shower so that you can pamper your body with all the care it needs.

2. Play some games that you have on your computer or even try the online games that are silly but fun. There are also certain girly games that you might be interested in playing if you are a girl.

3. So what if Twitter is not there, you can log into Yahoo Chat and get into one of the chat rooms that are full of stalkers and have fun by pulling their legs just like they do to others.

4. Turn on the television and watch your favourite show. If nothing worth it is on the TV, then choose a movie you want to watch from your collection and go for it right away. You can also take your dog out to the lawn and start playing with him or her. This is the best past time activity according to me.

5. Wash your clothes and dry it in your yard. If you haven’t taken care of your garden for long, you need to consider doing it now. Also, you might require washing your car or bike that has never received attention at all.

6. You can also pick your favourite novel and start reading it with full concentration and interest. Once you are done with it or seem to get bored with it, pick the newspaper and start reading all the rumours surrounding the top notches in the film industry. If that is boring too, you can constantly keep searching why your Twitter failed in the Google search engine.

7. Pick a good recipe from the recipe book and start cooking it. Now that you know you don’t have any other distraction, you can devote all your concentration to your cooking skills. If you are confident of your cooking, then go ahead and taste it. Once satisfied, call your neighbours for lunch or dinner.

8. Start listening to your favourite music in the music player and also dance if you can along with the beats. This will help you burn enough calories so that you can reduce your weight considerably too. Dancing is more than having fun. It gives you a good life too.

9. Call your real life friends home and have fun chatting with them incessantly about your Twitter followers, etc.

10. Try complicated hair styles and face make-over to see how they suit your face. You can also try wearing a French plait if you are a woman. If a man, you can try spiking your hair in different angles and see how you look.

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