Top Ten Ways to Make People Believe You are Not Drunk

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Drinking is fun, drinking is enjoyment, drinking is stress reliever, but drinking can sometimes become really dangerous if you have to go home after drinking. Your mom or dad might thrash you if they found out that you are drunk. Or let it be any social formal gathering where you have to be absolutely decent. Now, how to overcome this problem? How to project that you are not drunk? How can you fool people and escape a possible thrashing by making them not notice your drunken state? Well! This will be an art which you have to master with innovative ideas. Making people believe that you are not drunk when you are actually drunk will be really fun. Here are a few ways by which you can try to make an attempt to make people believe that you are absolutely in the correct senses even when drunk:


1. Do Not Talk:

This is the first important and very effective way to escape a drunken situation. Simple rule is do not talk. In other words just don’t open your mouth. This is very effective because the more you try to be silent, the more are chances for you to remain unnoticed. Even if people greet you or say a word to you, just keep it to a smile or a few nods. Try not to speak, because your mouth will emit smell of the liquor and you will be caught.


2. Move Less:

Another way is don’t try to move much. It is better for you if you remain stable without moving much. The more you move the more are chances you fumble. So better for you is to remain stable and walk or move less.


3. Walk Slow:

Walking slowly is another way by which you can actually prevent others to discover your drunken state. If you hurry up in walking you might hit on to some or other object as your mental state wont be stable. So it is better to walk slowly concentrating on the floor. This will also let you gain stability and let you escape from uncomfortable situations.


4. Take some Mouth freshener:

After you drink, the smell of the liquor stays for quiet long, and the moment you open your mouth the smell spreads and the people around you can easily make it out that you are drunk. So, after drinking put some mouth freshener or chew some gum which will suppress the smell of the liquor. This will help you to make other believe that you are not drunk. Remember that you put enough freshener that it comprehensively suppresses the liquor smell.


5. Do Not Laugh Aloud:

This is another way to at least show people that you are not drunk. Don’t laugh much or loud. Try to be as low as possible. It has always been true with the drunkard that if they start laughing loud they keep doing this for long and without any reason. So it is better you don’t laugh loud and get out of your own control. Just be a silent listener and pass a smile to people who u encounter. Better to even smile at jokes so that you don’t do stupidity by laughing loud. Most of the time drunkards  are caught because of their loud laugh.


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