Top 10 Involuntarily Disturbing Games And Toys For Kids

There are always two sides to the same story and the perfect Golden Goose Soldes examples for this idiom are clowns. While some people perceive them as funny and the Golden Goose Francy Pas Cher silliest form of entertainment possible; for others, the clowns are those downright creepily painted individuals who are constantly the prime fuel of their nightmares. However, clowns are not the only disturbing elements from the children entertainment industry and a glimpse at some of the toys and games available in the past decades stands proof of that. In fact, some of the Top 10 toys Golden Goose V Star Femme developed within this time frame are so unsettling that it makes you wonder what the designers were actually thinking. Let’s elaborate!


1. The man of 1,000 faces or Hugo, as friends like to call him

Could you imagine something creepier than a Laugh A Lot doll’s expression, Bank Face’s figure and the Russian Matryoshka dolls’ spine-chilling stare put together? If not, then meet Hugo the doll that looks especially built to incorporate the creepiest aspect of all figurines on the planet. And, since the Golden Goose 2.12 Pas Cher facial expression wasn’t creepy Golden Goose 2.12 Pas Cher enough to keep you up at night, Hugo also has some sinisterly atrophied hands that will do the trick.


2. The lookalike dolls, courtesy of Japan

When it comes to weird ideas and bizarre toys, Japan simply has no competition. One of their most outstanding “masterpieces” is the lookalike doll, a toy that imitates your voice perfectly and that also has your face on it. Frankly, unless you order a real size lookalike doll that you intend to use it as a decoy for a potential assassin, it’s hard to imagine the reasons why such an adult toy actually exists.


3. Binoculars in the form of a stuffed dog head

What would you do if the war was over and you had a whole pile of gas mask that you want to get rid of? Simple, you would just attach them to a stuffed animal head and sell them to children as toys. Since every parent loves to dress his child in animal-inspired clothes, why not take things to the next level an offer them the real deal: a pair of binoculars that look like a disembodied puppy head. At least, this is the only explanation I could come up with after seeing these “binoculars”.


4. Blippy, the alien that will scare the pants off any jack-in-the-box

In case your toddler has grown accustomed to the classic jack-in-the-box and he/she is not scared anymore whenever Jack pops out, then it’s time to move to next level and get him a Blippy. The purple color, the spine-chilling eyes and that expressive smile constitute the perfect cocktail to make certain your child will be traumatized for life.


5. Eviscerate-Me Erwin or the how-to-become-a-serial-killer doll

Well, the little patient known as Erwin is a great toy for any parent who would be proud to raise a sociopath or, if they’re “lucky”, a notorious serial killer. Granted, parents should encourage children’s talents and support them. However, provide them a toy that is basically saying it’s OK to cut something open and who knows, maybe you’ll find him/her operating on your cat one day. Wouldn’t you be swelling with pride proud when he tells the story of how he/she sliced open that hooker on a remote country road to his federal prison buddies?


6. Having fun while drilling teeth

Since normally children are anxiously awaiting the annual visit to the dentist office, why not give them the unique opportunity of playing the role of their most beloved medical figure, the dentist, and get them a Doctor Drill ‘n Fill toy. Just imagine how much fun they’ll have carelessly drilling into the teeth and replacing the filling with a gold colored compound!


7. Big Loo, the robot no dark and spooky basement can do without

If you ever want to pull a prank on your son and his friends, then you definitely should get a Big Loo robot, place it in the basement and ask him to grab you something from there. For starters, the toy is a four-foot high robot with a bit of a racist design, since it integrates at least one element from the non-white civilizations across the world. Even though Big Loo seems happy and smiling, that smile looks more like a grim and a promise that as soon as you fall asleep, he will murder you and your entire family. And if that wasn’t enough, the designers decided it’s a good idea that the robot would be able to shoots darts out of its nipples.


8. The Face Bank for Hell

The idea behind the Face Bank was to create a friendly piggy bank that parents would get their kids in order to teach them fiscal responsibility and money management. However, the creepy eyes, barely noticeable nose and hideous mouth on this piggy bank make it look anything but friendly. Because nobody would actually come close to it for obvious reasons, the designers removed the eyes and remodeled the nose to make it less sinister. The redesign was completely useless, as the new piggy bank models were just as disturbing.


9. Struts or the Dark Side’s version of My Little Pony

Has your daughter been Golden Goose V Star Soldes pestering you to get her a fashion doll and a pony lately? Then the good news is that now you can make your daughter happy and purchase both. Meet the Struts, an eerie toy experiment made for the sole purpose of verifying if the American legend Seabiscuit could dress like Christina Aguilera.


10. The sixth finger toy

At first, the Sixfinger would seem like the ideal toy for a little boy who always dreamed of being born with a birth defect. However, the more you stare at the toy the more you realize that it kind of looks like a replica of the male genitalia. Besides the inappropriate appearance – which if you were to believe the ad, it can also be employed as a water pistol – this toy is also quite dangerous as it can shoot projectiles sharp enough to put an eye out!

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