Top 10 Disturbing Names Given To Female Genitalia

Did you know that it is easy to catch STD when you are on your period. Did you also know that only 75.2% of men living in the United States know where the Clitoris is. It fascinates me to know that only 33% of women can reach an orgasm from vaginal sex. That could only mean that 67% of women fake it. Not surprisingly, studies found that only 33% of women can find their G-Spot.

Women genitalia is an interesting topic to explore. If you are unsure about where specific parts of vagina are  – go grab a book for sex ed class. It’s not rocket science to learn.

But being uneducated does not stop people from giving names to their genitalia. I’ve picked out 10 most disturbing names, I thought were worth mentioning. For each name…I included 10 interesting facts about the Vagina.

Laugh it out, there’s nothing wrong about speaking about Vagina. It’s a common word that is learned by children in sex ed classes, starting in grade 7.


1. Skunk Guts

skunk guts

Contrary to popular belief, there’s no such thing as being revirginized. Once you lose it, it’s gone. There’s just no going back.


2. The Abyss

The abyss

While men pee out of the penis, women do not pee out of their vagina. There are three holes and numerous other sexy structures.  From front to back, the urethra is the first hole, the vagina is the second, and the anus is the third. Don’t laugh! You’d be amazed how many people don’t know this, including many women themselves.


3. Meat Muffin

Meat Muffin

The vagina has no connection to your lung. If for some reason you lose something in there, do not worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not go hunting for whatever you’ve lost with some pliers, you may do more damage. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock…then chances are it remains in the sock.


4. Sacapuntus


Hair around the vaginal area can grow for three weeks. However, the hair on your head can grow for up to seven years. Interesting!


5. Silk Igloo

Silk Igloo

There is an estimated 30,000-40,000 manmade vaginae in the United States . These wonders of modern medicine belong to an estimated 30-40,000 post-operational trans-women.


6. Doodle Sack

Doodle Sack

The “vaginal dentate”  is just a legend for some people. It is believed that a vagina with teeth is poised to rip off the male organ. However, there is some evidence that certain women have muscles strong enough to clamp down on a male organ and prevent it from withdrawing.


7. Pecan Pattie

Pecan pattie

Shockingly, the vadina can fall out and this condition is better known as the Female Genital Prolapse. The condition occurs when the pelvic floor collapses as a result of childbirth. This happens rarely, but is one risk that women take women giving birth.


8. Tuna Taco

Tuna Taco

The largest vagina ever recorded belonged to the 7ft 8 inch Anna Swan. Swan also broke the record for giving birth to a 26 lbs. baby with a 19 in. head. This was the biggest baby to ever be recorded in world history.


9. Hoo-ha

Hoo Ha

There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn’t take care of us girls?


10. Lobster claw

Lobster Claw

The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but don’t fear if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon.

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