Top 10 Ways to Irritate your Siblings

This article explores ways you can really irritate your sibling this April fools day holiday. In order for the joke to work, you must play it before 12 p.m. Your brother or sister must take it with a grain of salt.

Why do pranks expire at 12 pm? That feature probably relates to the customs of the old renewal festivals, which limit the mayhem to a very strict time frame. The source of Britain’s deadline might be the 17th century’s well-named Shig-Shag day, when celebrants put oak sprigs in their hats to show loyalty to the monarchy, in reference to Charles II’s hiding in an oak tree. Those who failed to observe the custom could only be ridiculed until midday. These days, anyone who plays a prank after noon is supposedly an “April fool” themselves; this nice observation may not seem so crucial to anyone who has been custard pied at 12.01 pm.

Top 10 is not held liable for any jokes played on siblings. You are reading this article at your own risk.

 

1. Distribute your siblings cell phone number among your friends.

cyberbullying

When a friend asks for your number, give him/her your sibling’s contact number instead of yours and tell them call or text on that number when they want to contact you. They will be so angry when your friends will keep on asking them about your whereabouts on their number.  Then save all your contacts in his/her phone and start using his/her cell phone without even asking for the permission. Ruin all the credit by making lame calls. When your sibling gets angry, go to your parents and tell them about how mean your sibling is being with you. Your parents will probably side with you.

 

2. Ruin their favorite shirt.

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Pick up your sibling’s favorite shirt and start dusting the house with it. Do whatever you like with the shirt, either clean the dining table with it or sweep the floor; it’s all your choice. when your sibling asks about it and complain, act innocent as if you did not know it was his/her shirt. Make it sound like an accident.

Two roommates got into a fight over an old ripped short. One roommate snuck into the laundromat and threw out the others’ shirt because his mother taught him that everything that is old and ripped goes in the trash.

 

3.Trap their room.

boogie trap

Sneak into their room with a couple of rolls of toilet paper and string it from one side of the room to the other. Crisscross it to make the perfect trap for your sibling. They will not know what hit them.

 

4. Use their stuff.

Borrow

Start using his/her shampoo whenever you want to wash your hairs, make sure that you use twice as the amount of shampoo you usually use. Use their face wash, wash your face 3 to 4 times a day. Start spraying their perfumes or cologne in the air as if it is an air freshener. If that’s not enough then you can drain all their shampoo in a container,  and add some water and make some bubbles with.

To really piss them off, you can borrow their stuff and never return them or break them. Oops.

 

5. Humiliate them among friends.

Humiliate-Yourself

Whenever your sibling is with friends, make sure you join in. When they start talking about something important, join in and mentioned your sibling’s most embarrassed incident which is related to what they are saying. Post a comment on your sibling’s every status and post on every social networking website; that comment should be the lamest one. Act like as if you are an idiot, so that his/her friends will tease him about it.

I once revealed that my brother still slept with his grandmother to almost all his classmates when he was in grade 7. They gladly relayed the message back to him and he was pissed.

 

6. Play loud and obnoxious music they hate.

loud music

There has to be an artist or the kind of music your sibling hates, play it as loud as the speaker allows. The best time for doing such an act is when your sibling is trying to sleep or is trying to study. Furthermore when he/she tells you to stop, act as if you can’t hear her/him or if he/she is invisible. You can also do this when your sibling is listening to his/her favorite music, play the play loud enough so that your sibling can’t hear his/her song. Upload all those songs your sibling hates in his/her music player.

My brother and I got into the worst fight in the morning. I started playing music as I was going to work, he was trying to sleep. He woke and broke my keyboard. When he was at work, I retaliated by breaking his sunglasses and cutting the cord to the boombox speakers.

 

7.  Do not let them sleep peacefully.

do not disturb

No.6 leads us to number 7. If you and your sibling share the same room, then at night when your sibling tries to sleep turn the light on, pretend as if you have a test tomorrow and you desperately need to study; make it sound important. If that does not work then starting reading aloud; this will surely get them angry. If they go in some other room to sleep, follow them.

Another perfect example is when your sibling is sleeping, put your face right on top of theirs, stare at them, breathe on top of them, and even add coughing and sneezing to irritate them even further. You may get a punch in the face.

My brother would annoy me by studying for exams the night before. The computer was in my room and I had to go sleep in his room so he would pull an all nighter.

 

8.  Ruin their plans.

you lose

Whenever your sibling plans to invite friends home, you invite all your acquaintances at home on the very same day and every same time. When your sibling’s friends arrive, have the house already transformed into a mad house; make sure your sibling’s friend get no proper food and no proper place to sit, make them feel like aliens.

 

9. Eat their share of dinner.

steal food

When your mother cooks something special, eat as much as you can; create such circumstances that your sibling turns up late for dinner and by the time your sibling arrives, make sure there is no real food left on the table; dump it in the trash bin or feed it to animal that lives with you. Let them starve at night.

 

10. While your sibling is out of their room, get a plastic cup full of water and tie a string around it.

Plastic Bag

 

Attach the end of the string to the handle of a draw or door. When they pull the door or cupboard handle, the water will fall and spill on the floor! Your parents will probably make you clean it up, but it is well worth the prank.

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