Why do couples behave out of world? Do they even see us? As the love buds get deeper into relationship, their individual image slowly disappears from the picture. Sad. It appears as though they completely disappear. I guess it’s tough to balance when you’re really into someone, but you can’t forget your friends and (more importantly) family. Man is a social animal. Secondly, I guess couples are always explicitly talking about sex, sexting each other, having inside jokes and incessantly giggling. But such things keep on annoying and are awkward to most singles out there. It’s really no fun seeing them. Here are the top 10 most awkward things couples do in public places.
1. Kiss each other
Busy talking intellectual stuff? Doing something productive? Concentrating on your work? Yes , then suddenly out of nowhere , these love birds emerge .They kiss each other ,exchanging saliva .Lost in their own passion they exchange a French kiss . Yea may be they know you are watching. And that motivates them to do it even more. I wonder if they get their inspiration from movies. Parks, parties, office, holiday trip, restaurants, and beaches you can see couples kissing each other almost everywhere.
2. Groping/constant touching
It’s a wonder why couples grope each other in public (like you are petting a puppy). If they so want to turn their partner on, why not do it in the privacy of a home. It’s intimidating to be around couples who can’t keep their hands off each other. More so, if you are the only other person around. You really would be having a tough time deciding where to look. Obviously you don’t want to look away and make them feel you are ignoring them, at the same time you won’t want to watch it fearing when it might turn into a freaky threesome.
3. Hugging and Eye locking
This is one more discomfiting act .Hugging is an affectionate body language to communicate signals that aren’t verbal. It is said that cuddling bridges the gap between what happens when couples are all by their selves and what happens in a day to day life. But often we see, couples pull each other into shadows and start hugging each other. Like they are desperate to feel each other. More so, eye locking – yeah, that’s cute. But when you are seriously on to a work and some starts eye locking, most obviously this would get you on your nerves.
4. Holding hands
Ever seen people going in 7 seaters, share autos, buses – who hold their hands. Start playing with each other’s fingers. I wonder what that means. But dude, it is embarrassing. At least care for small kids going to schools. You are definitely free to express your love. But with a certain amount of social awareness.
Delhi is the best example. Wherever you go after 6 in the evening, you would find people holding hands. Yeah, it may be a way the guy tries to make the girl fall for him by attempting to tell her fortune. It’s a trick to get please the girl.
5. Girl sitting on her guy
Flirting, teasing, touching and reaching out to the partner in public places. Sounds like a perfect chemistry. But, believe me it is embarrassing as at public places there are people of all age groups and each facing the sensitivity of a different mindset and having different levels of understanding. Further, his manhood would definitely be aroused. And people around seem to be obverting it with closed eyes .
6. Getting intimate
I was once going in a car. When I passed by a house, I saw a couple which just came out after decorating their house with lights. The guy was holding her face in his palms, quite cute, and she was looking deeply into his eyes. Feeling extremely happy to have that person in her life. Cuddling, going hardcore, smiling, holding hands, instinctive misbehavior in public places might be completely cool and cute. But at least have some courtesy. Not everyone has a partner right at the moment. You are flaunting exactly what they don’t have. Most would be disheartened.
7. Eating in a single plate
Yeah, I know. There is a saying that, when you eat in a single plate your love increases. But believe me it is embarrassing. Moreover, being a couple doesn’t mean you can take complete control over your partner’s privacy, freedom and most importantly Life! I think people would want to have their own food as per their tastes and not someone else’s. Everyone would like to have the freedom to eat in peace and quiet without someone else looking at their plate and mouth while he/she eats food.
8. Trying to pair up every one else
This is the heights of what any couple can do. When in love, they start pairing up every body. It feels like they want to see love in the air. They may be the happiest couples, but they try to live through their single friends. Also, tuning their mind that something is wrong with people if they are single too long. So, they take it on them to pair up all their single friends. But they have to understand that not everyone is at the same point in life .Not everyone is ready to take up relationships at the same time.
9. Always staying close to each other just like magnets
Going to grocery together, spend every hour of the day together, quit the whole idea of going out with friends anymore. Yeah, especially when on tours, the couples to sit close to each other / on each other, or the guy puts his arm around the girl and she holds his hand. And sleeps on him. Either way, they always stay very close to each other. Like magnets. Get a life!! They seem to have a mature idea about relationship. But think about it, if you are spending so much of time only with each other, completely cut off from the rest of the world, there will be a certain point of time when you no longer wish to be together, bored of that life. It may end in a divorce. After all, being a couple doesn’t mean, you lose you individuality and forget your goals in life.
10. Try to showoff that they are perfect couples
Most couples also try to show off they are the perfect couples. To the outer world, they appear adorable. Behind the closed doors, however, they throw lampshades at each other and can barely touch each other without feeling disgusted. Their relationships are completely sketchy. Folks! There is nothing as perfect couples. And damn, it is not a competition.
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