A blind date is to meet a person never seen before by you and only known to you by chattings done with him/her in chat rooms. Basically most people prefer a restaurant to be a meeting place but it can even be going to a movie, spending some time on the beach or disco at a pub. It can be anything which fulfills the motto of knowing the person better and cherish the time spent with him, which will help you to decide whether to go ahead with the relationship or not. It also gives a clear cut picture of the intensions of the person as to whether he is seriously into it or just for time pass. So blind date is bound to be fully mysterious and here are the top 10 reasons why it could be a flop. You go on a blind date to a restaurant, looking forward to meet your Dreamboy .
Please feel free to replace ‘he’ with ‘she’.
1. Craving to mingle
His personality might not be as expected. He turns out to be a fat, white haired or even a very aged person with a young mindset not able to find a date because of his appearance. A complete opposite of the Dream Boy, you were looking out for. You might be expecting him to be young hunk handsome dude ( 21 yrs old), but he turns out to be an old hag (60-70 yrs) earnestly willing to mingle, out of no option, or out of attraction or out of mere boredom, compulsion felt out of human desire to be taken care of, groomed just like monkeys need other monkeys to rub them and scratch them. Hehe, it’s a basic human instinct, a human desire, and human insights to be loved and crave for being wanted by someone.
Even worse, he may turn out to be a Human trafficker. Who could sedate you and then sell you to a Sex worker or sell your organs (kidney, liver etc). He could be a maniac, who would torture you for the rest of your life. He could be a characterless person, cheating on his wife. Who would take your pictures and then blackmail you later on. He could be a drug dealer / a sex addict.
2. Different outlook and Fashion Disaster
You have fallen for his words and views through his writings, but it might have all been copy – pasted from famous blogs and sites. He simply doesn’t have any actual feelings. Nowadays there are sites even to teach people how to do sexting and so it’s a clear cut miscommunication.
He might look shabby. Doesn’t wear good clothes pertaining to GenX, leave alone washed and ironed once in a week. Wears clothes which have torn underarms and have a skunky stinge.
3. Yo Yo Guy
He may not follow the classy old style, where a woman is given first preference. He opens the door, goes in and shuts it on your face quite unintentionally. Or you might be expecting him to pull the chair for you but he goes first and sits comfortably on his chair with a childlike eagerness. He may not know much about the kind of formalities / once in a lifetime flirts (“which men do only before marriage”). He might turn out to be a yo yo guy.
4. Social phobia and too caring
He happens to be a very nervous, shy, introvert person – active only in the internet’s social networking sites like Facebook and other chat rooms etc, but may not be feeling free in front of you. Because of which he trips and falls over the waiter or someone else while entering the restaurant where you both have agreed to meet. Then he tries to warm up a little bit, put his legs out , stretchout a bit (SHOW OFF) and unintentionally makes the waiter fall down with a hot soup/ chutney / hot coffee fall all over his body .
He may be too self-conscious, a social disaster and leaves you in an embarrassing situation. He doesn’t change his expression. He might eat something and have that self-conscious feeling as to why are all looking at me? Or Have only a smiley face throughout, unable to change his expression because of socialphobia . Even when you say a sad thing / a very superb thing, he can’t change his expressions because he is continuously trying to impress you or unknowingly trying to give more importance to you .It might be his habit to listen to people and give more preference to people around him. He might be too caring, which is not is not at all liked by you.
Time to show his love for you! He might give you a surprise, may be a wedding ring in your cake or your glass of wine or in your drink, which you need to search for but accidentally you swallow it and end up in the hospital having a bad date .
6. Too dependent and addicted to mobile
May be he turns to be over dependent on everybody. Dependence is bad. He needs to call his dad to pay the bill/ start the car or even put the ring on your hand and takes his friend’s suggestion to say any words to you or whether to kiss you or not. He can’t even take a single decision on his own. May be he is too cautious and double checks everything with friends. Or he may be addicted to his phone all the while.
7. Talking Tom
He/she keeps on talking too much about an unknown person or tries to keep you updated on all about a best friend or some other person unimportant to you right now, till you have a severe head ache. He is a bad listener who keeps on talking, but doesn’t allow you to talk.
He is too much of a movie guy, keeps saying dialogues from different movies for whatever questions you pose to him and finally you get irritated .He gets hyper all of a sudden and may be highly impatient, wanting a quick reply from you and too judgmental – keeps on accessing your character. Highly impulsive and turns out to be too boring, dull and not romantic at all.
8. Filthy eating style
He may not be comfortable with non-veg / sea foods like scorpion or even chicken. He may throw little bits of food all around the plate and give out burps while eating. And if he is a villager who has never seen a fork before, he may not be comfortable using a knife and fork to eat seafoods. Eventually, the crab, pork, chicken – whatever has been ordered may rise up and fall on the manager catch !! And he gives you an awkward look for bringing such a moron.
Feeling disgusted over the night, you still have a slight hope that you would at least have good food for the evening with the unholy and hope the date will not go waste. But the unexpected daredevil is yet to come. His eating habits turn out to be disgusting. He throws up food all around the plate.
Ask for more, he has some allergy for some stuff like a spice or cashew or almond which may is put in the food most liked by you and so you have ordered it ( a special dessert) before he arrives. You take a spoon full of it and feed it to him most affectionately. He sees you mesmerized almost in a different world (heaven) now and eats it. And there by ends up having a swollen mouth or face. May need immediate medication and would be transferred to hospital and his condition might turn out to be critically serious.
10. Goodnight Kiss
After an hour or two he gets back to normal. Doctors assure you, that’s he is going to be fine. Both of you get out of the hospital. He offers to drop you at your house, hoping to know your address. Hoping to get rid of him, you get down at the end of the street.
Finally convinced that you love him, he tries to give you a goodnight kiss and suddenly has a hormonal imbalance, adrenaline rush and tries to violate you and then you end up slapping him.
That’s how the blind date could end !! 🙂
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